Santa-doctor sahab, yeh dawai sare shaher mein kahin bhi nhi mili.
Dr: Arey, dawai to main likhna hi bhool gaya yeh toh mere sign hai.
Chor jis ghar main chori karne gaya,
Whan likha tha tijori todne ki jarurat nahi hai, Batan dabao tijori khul jaygi.
Chor ne batan dabaya alarm baj gya, Police aa gai, chor bola- Aaj se mera insaniat se bharosa uth gya.
i changed my computer password to SILENCE.
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Bcoz my girlfriend doesnt know that word
sardar: my girlfriend broke up wid me and sent me pics of her new bf
friend: really bad what did u do?
sardar: i sent those pics to her dad
sky was dark,
noon was high boy stopped bike,
girl askd y?
He come cloz & gal got shy, boy then replied
dhakka maar
heroine petrol
tank is dry
Jis Chehre Ko Dekh Haste The Hum,
Aaj Usi Ne Rula Diya,
Khud Ne To Phone Kiya Nahi,
Humne Kiya To Caller Tune Thi
"TUJHE BHULAA DIYA..!!
Boy n girl on fb
girl:- "u never smile na??"
boy:-"hw can u say dis??"
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girl:-"ur smiling pics r mising here"
boy:-"ok then …do u bath daily??"
girl:-"ya ofcorse..y u asking??"
boy:-"no, I hvnt seen .any pic…."
-)Head cracking pj riddle..
Y do u wear ur left shoe last..
Ans-Cos wen u wear 1 shoe d othr 1 is left.
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