Father: TUJHE kaise pata?
Santa: GIVE ME A SWEET KISS Kaha to thappad maar ke chali gayi ....
Tcher- Aaj short skirt Q Pahan K Aayi ho
Girl- Sir Aaj Half Day H Na Isliye, Full Day Par Full dress Pahnti Hu
All boys- Sirrrrrrrr,,,
Holiday ko class lo na!
Rajinikanth can finish Super Mario
without using jump button!!
When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he-s telling you how many seconds you have left to live!!
Once a TATA company-s twenty-two wheeler huge truck met wit an accident against RAJINIKANTH..
Since then.., its called TATA NANO)
Killing PJ..
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PJ KILLED!
Flat ki bell baji;
Cablewala:is mahine ka bill lene aaya.
Girl:baad me aahaah aana avi dudhwale ka bill chuka rahi hu.
Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha
Kyu Tension Me Ho..
Sardar:Yaar,Ek Dost Ko
Plastic Surgery
K Liye 2 Lakh Diye
Ab Saale Ko
Pehchaan Nahi Pa raha hu.
Log tumhare sakal pe marte hain..
Log tumhare nazar se ghayal hote hain..
Log tumhare awaj sunke pagal hote hain..
Isliye tum plz chupchap apne ghar me hi baithe raho ta ki is duniya tabah hone se bach jaye.
Arz kiya hai-
Aapki dosti mere dil me yun bas gayi hai,
Gaur farmaiye-
Aapki dosti mere dil me yun bas gayi hai,
Jaise naye darwaze me buffelo fas gayi hai.
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