Funny Hindi Jokes

Teacher to student Aaj tune fir homework kyun nahi kiya..??
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Student:"sir, light nai thi..
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Sir:"to saale mombati jala leta..
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Student:"sir, machis nai utha sakta tha..
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Sir:"kyu.. ??
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Student:"sir, puja ghar me rakhi thi..
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Sir:"to uthayi kyun nai.. ??
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Student:"nahaya ­ -nai tha sir..
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Sir:"saale nahaya kyu nai tha.. ??
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Student:"paani nahi tha sir..
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Ladkiyon Ki Shopping:
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Inhe Kharidna Kuch Nahi Hota Bas..

Ye Dekho,
Wo Dekho,
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Oh Ye Kya Hai ??
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Wow Wo Kya Hai ??
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Ye Kitne Ka Hai ??
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Wo Kitne Ka Hai ??
5 Ghante Sirf Ghoom Kar Apna
Dupatta Peeko Karwa Kar Aur
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Gol-Gappe Kha Kar Chali Aati Hain,
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Aur Facebook Par Status Daalti Hain,
"Shopping At Mall, Enjoying A

Santa In ShoP:
Kafi Der Gifts Dekhne Ke Bad Santa Ne Ek Gift Ke Taraf ishara Kar Ke Pocha.... "
Ye Hansta Huwa Kutta Kitne Ka Hai..??

Shopkeper : Sir Ye AINA Hai.... >=) :p X_X =D =))

Principal R0UND pe nikla
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Usne dekha ek techer ek ladki ko kisS Kar rha tha...

Principal: what is this????

Techer: maar se samazti nhi sir,
Is liye pyar se samza rha tha...
Ultimate Bezzatti
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Gf: Janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu.

Bf: Nahi.

GF: Kyun?
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BF: Main"hanuman chalisa"padh kar sota hu.=D

In 2000
Tune meri frnd ko dekha? Accha nahi kiya saale :@

in 2005
tune meri frnd se baat kari..accha nahi kiya saale :@

in 2010
Tune meri frnd ko line maari ..accha nahi kiya saale :@

and in 2013
Tune meri Facebok frnd ko rqst bheji..accha nahi kiya saale :p

Teacher:"Aaj pehli baar tum class me baat kar rahi ho..
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hamesha tum nazre jhuka ke meri baate sunti thi kya ho gya hai tumhe.. ??
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Aanchal:"sir ji net pack khatm ho gya hai..:p nahi aaya joke..
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ek Ladke ne us ladki k comment ka
reply kiya..
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Ladka:"samajh me nhi aya to"POGO"
dekh..:p
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after 3 days, ladki ka fir comment aaya
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Ladki:"yaar 3 din se POGO dekh rahi
hu, par joke abi tak samajh me nahi
aaya..:p :p:o

Bechara ladka..
ladkiyon pe hath uthaye to zalim,
ladki se pit jaye to..NAAMARD,


ladki se dosti kare to..ladkibaz,
na kare to pata nahi log kya..?

Ladki ko kisi ke sath dekh k lade to..JEALOUS,
Chup rahe to fattu,


ghar se bahar rahe to..aawara,
ghar me rahe to nakara, mauga..



bacho ko daten to..bujdil,
Na daten to ..laparwah,


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