Wife husband se : kiya hua itni dheemi avaj me kiyu bat ker rahe ho phone per?
Husband : bahen se bat ker raha hu iss liye!
Wife: bahen se bat ker rahe ho to dheemi avaj me kiyu?
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Husband : pagli meri bahen se nhi teri bahen se ker raha hu:p
kabhi class me top na karo
Warna log tumse jalne lage
ge
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Hamesha late class me jao Is
tarah har teacher tumhe yaad
rakhega :p
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Zyada padhne se time waste
hota
hai..
Aur time waste karna buri
baat hai Kabhi test na do
Kyuki Beizzati ke 2 marks se
to izzat ke 0 acche hai....
darphok loser bacha
fb name,azmat killer
muhale ki desi larki
fb name,ash pr
Kamina pappu
Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue Teachar
Baccho Se Kahne Lagi Ki.......
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Jab tum Log Bade Hoke ye dekogeto Kahoge,,,
Ye Raju Hai Jo America Chala Gya..!
Ye Chandu Hai Jo London Chala Gya..!
OR Ye pappu Hai Jo Wahi Ka Wahi Reh Gya..!
pappu ye sunker gusse se Bola:
or Ye Humari Teachar
Hai Jinka dehant(death) Ho gya...:p
Boy-"Dell XPS15,i7 processor, 2.2ghz,
WLED
4GB RAM
1TB Hard disk
2GB NVDIA grafix card
& you?
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Girl-"Pink wala"
CLASSIC INSULT:
Girl- Mai Abhi-Abhi Beauty Parlour Se Aa Rahi Hu. . .
Boy- Arey.!!
Parlour Aaj Bhi Band Tha Kya. ?
Hey Frndzzzz Aaj Maine Bus Me Ek
Ladki
Fasai,
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.Uske Pass Ticket Nahi Thi..
Maine Conducter Ko Bata Diya
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