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Race Saason ki!
Kya aap mardana kamjori k sikar
hai..
Kya aap bachpan ki
Galtiyaon k karan pareshan rehte Hai..
Kya apko swapndosh hota hai..
Kya apka ling teda aur patla hai..
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To lavda mai kya karu
Maine kaha tha muth maarne ko..
Main
or
tum
Tum
or
Main
Yani
hum
dono
Aj
raat
ko
Ek
Dosre
ko
12 baje
k
bad
akele
me
Miss calls
Denge
Pappu road pe sandas kar raha tha.
Police ne use pakad liya.
Jab use le jaane lage to pappu bola :
"sahab saboot to utha lo"!
Tum 70% beautiful ho, tum 75% sweet ho, tum 80% noty ho, tum 95% suchee ho, tum 100% smartho , jada khush mat hona sab milkar tum 420 ho
Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket.. No.. O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!
Sign on a repair shop-s door-
We can repair anything (please knock hard,the bell doesn-t work)
Dermatologist: Good news! test results report that you will no longer be plagued by pimples.
Girl: Great, how come..
Dermatologist: There is no more space left.
I dont like people who drive fast.
Because Datz de reason i over take them!!
¥*|_ORD ก่F THÉ STR33TS*¥
Height of Attitude:
I hate people who drive fast.that-s why i overtake them
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