Sam-whenever i go 2write on dog,it runs away
Ha..
Ha Ha..
Ha Ha Ha..
He He He He..
Hooo..
Ha Ha Ha Ha..
Nothing Yaar,
I Suddnly Rememberd Ur Face
Oh My God
Wt a Funnny Creation..
Teacher: Why are you always late for school..
Student: Bz you always ring the bell before I get here!
When I say good morning, it means I-m thinking of you. When I say take care, it means I care for you. When I say ang cute mo, antok lang ako. Tulog na ko.
Whoever Says
-Money Can-t Buy Happiness-
Is A Fool
Money Can Surely Buy Happiness
Give Me Some
And
Watch My Smile!
Best quote against size zero
"Real men go for curves ..
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Only dogs go 4 bones.."
A successful marriage depends on one simple equation:
Wife having beauty secrets and husband having secret beauties.
Sharabi- Aaj tab tak piyenge, jab tak wo saamne wale 3 ped(trees) nahi dikhte.
Pub Manager-
Saalo bas karo, Saamne pehle se
1 hi ped hai!
2 eyes r best friends.
Both c together
Both blink together.
Both sleep &cry together,
But whn they c a girl
only one blink.
Moral: Girls can break any relation.
Delhi student- exam thik hua.. Mumbai st- exam must hua .. Punjabi st- exam changa hua.. Rajasthani student- exam ne maar goli larli chori set ho gayi bhayla... Sonu
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