At police station: Lady: Sir main lut gae barbaad hoo gae ???? Inspector: kyun kya hua madam ?? ?? Lady: mere sare gehne chori hoo gae ???? Inspector: kaise? kaha rakhe the gehne?? ?? Lady: main pehenke soee hue thee ?? Inspector: fir chore kaise huee?? ?? Lady: wo aadmi mere sare gehne uutharke lee gaya ???? Inspector: kyaa fir tumne usko pakda kyun nahi?? ?? Lady: mujhe kya pata tha wo gehne churane ke liye uutar raha hai
English na aane ka Nuksaan: Boyfriend: Darling, are you free tonight? Girlfriend: Haramkhor Free ke Bacche, Aaj se Pehle Kabhi Paise Liye Hai Tujhse? Boyfriend: Darling, are you free tonight? Girlfriend: Haramkhor Free ke Bacche, Aaj se Pehle Kabhi Paise Liye Hai Tujhse? lish na aane ka Nuksaan: Boyfrie
Ek murga maalik ko window se baitha dekh raha tha Maalik bahut bimaar tha Maalik ki Wife uske bagal mein baithi aur kaha Aapko bahut tez bukhaar hai, main aapke liye chicken soup lati hoon Murge ke tote udd gye Ghabra kar bola - behanji ek baar crocin de karr bhi dekh lo
Wife torture, Wife: Zara Kitchen se Namak lete aana, Husband: Yaha to koi Namak nahi hai, Wife: Mujhe pata tha, Tum to ho hi Andhe, Kaamchor ho, Ek kaam dhang se nahi kr sakte, Bas bahane banaate ho, Zindagi me kuch to kaam karo, Tumhe nahi milega, Isliye pehle hi le aayi thi, Husband shocked
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