Girl asked: 1 din me kitne cigrette peete ho ? Boy:40 - 50 Girl: Agar ab tak zindgi me cigrete pe kharch kye hue paise bachate to samne khari hui BMW car tumhari hoti Boy: Aap cigrete peeti hein ? Girl: No Boy: To kya wo car apki hai ? Girl: No Boy: Thanks for advice, Wo car meri hi hai MORAL: zyada lecture dene se bezti bhi ho jaati hai
Shrab Ek bimari h jo saare smaj ko khatm kr rhi h, To aao milkar is bimari ko khatm kre, Ek botal tum khatm kro, Ek botal Hum khatm kre To aao milkar is bimari ko khatm kre, Ek botal tum khatm kro, Ek botal Hum khatm kre
Once Rajnikant come in shadi wid DJ 5min baad dusre grah se 2 prani aaye & Bole Sir,Plz dhire bajaye,kal mera exam he
Jis bus me baithi ho hasinaye us bus k sishe chatak jate hai Driver chahe jitana b tej chala le ,kuchh kamine latak hi jaate hai
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