Husband: Jan Socha call ker loon Tum miss ker rahi hogi? Wife:5 min pehly jo larai hui thi wo kya tha? Husband Wife:5 min pehly jo larai hui thi wo kya tha? Husband fittay moo, phir ghar ka number mil gya ;-
Ek dog naye mohalle me jata hai dog1-mai yaha naya aaya hu mujhe yaha k boss se milna dog2-s$shhhh BOSS msg padh rahe hai @7
Ek aadmi sasural gaya, Uski saas ne use 7 din tak Subah-sham palak ka saag khilaya 8ve din pucha Beta,kya khaoge? Aadmi bola, khet dikha do, Khud hi char aaunga
Banta Ki Ladai Ho Gyi Ek Gunde Badmash Ladke Se Or Banta Ko Bahut Chot Lagi,Banta Ka Dimag Pura Garam Tha Tabhi,Santa Aya Or Pucha- Banta Ladki Kaise Patayi Jati Hai? Tab Banta Bola- (1)Ladki Ko Ek Rose Do Agar Ladki Hasi To Fasi,Fir Uski Jeans Me Hath Dalo Or Jeans Khol Ke Maza Lo,(2)Ladki Ki Gaxd Me Bandook Rakh Kar Use Dhamki Do Ki Agr Wo Teri Gf Na Banegi Tab Tum Uski Bhen Chxd Doge Ladki Apni Bhn Ki Izat Bachane K Liye Tumhari Gf Ban Jayegi,Or Yhi Bat Uski Bhn Ko Bhi Bolo Wo Bhi Pat Jayegi
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