Santa ki loutri lagi aur Woh ghar pr jakar apni wife se bola Santa- Agar mere loutri lagi to tum kya karogi Wife- 50% lekr tumhe chod dhungi Santa- yeh le 50 rupye aur nikal yaha se
Biggest jokes on Doctore (Old but evergreen ) Doctor := Agar aap patient ko ek ghante pehle le aate to hum ise bacha sakte the = = = Relative of patient := EK ghante pehle kya ghanta le aate, accident to sala 20 min pehle hua h =P =D
Boy to GOD- tumne Girls ko itna khubsurat Q banya, GOD-taki tum usse pyr kr sko, Boy-to fir tumne use akal kam Q di, GOD-taki wo tmse pyr kr ske
GIRLS VERSION OF AIRTEL AD- Bread ke liye jaise jam hota hai, waise har boyfrnd jaruri hota hai Koi cell me hamare balance dalvaye, koi naya alag alag phone dilaye, ek tujhe branded kapde dilaye aur ek tujhe dominoz me pizza khilaye Koi looks me hero toh koi ghost hota hai, par har boyfrnd zaruri hota hai
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