Ghor Kalyug- Ek ladka bus stand me ladki ko pareshaan Kar raha hota hai Girl:Ghar me Maa/Bahen nahi hai kya? Boy: nahi Jee koi nahi hai akela rehta hu Girl:To Ghar le chal na pagal, Yaha Time pass kyu kr raha hai Ek ladka bus stand me ladki ko pareshaan Kar raha hota hai Girl:Ghar me Maa/Bahen nahi hai kya? Boy: nahi Jee koi nahi hai akela rehta hu Girl:To Ghar l
Pappu in fire brigade :p Lady called: Mere ghar mein aag lagi hai Pappu: pani dalo pani Lady: Pani dala hai per aag phir bhi nahin bhuji Pappu: Phir hum akar kya krenge, hum bhi to pani hi dalte hein :p Lady called: Mere ghar mein aag lagi hai Pappu: pani dalo pani Lady: Pani dala hai per aag phir bhi nahin bhuji Pappu:
Teacher: Isko translate koro - ladki kapde pehen chuki hai All Boys ek sath me bole- Ohhhhh Shit We are late - - ladki kapde pehen chuki hai
Biwi neend me zorse chillai: Jaldi utho, mere PATI Aa gaye SANTA utha, khidki se kud gaya, Tang tut gayi, Fir khyal Aaya sala mein hi to uska pati hu
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