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Jija aur saali soonsaan jungle se ja rahe the Sali : Jija ji kahi aap is mauke ka faida utha k mere saath zabardasti to nahi karenge? Jija: Dikhta nahi mere ek hath may Bakri aur Danda hai,aur doosre hath may murga, rassi aur balti hai Mai kaise kuch kar sakta hoon Sali: Kyo nahi kar sakte, agar Danda gaad k rassi say bakri ko baand do aur balti ulta karke murge k upar rakh do to aap sab kuch kar sakte ho, mujhe aapse bahut dar lag raha hai, Sali : Jija ji

Jija aur saali soonsaan jungle se ja rahe the Sali : Jija ji kahi aap is mauke ka faida utha k mere saath zabardasti to nahi karenge? Jija: Dikhta nahi mere ek hath may Bakri aur Danda hai,aur doosre hath may murga, rassi aur balti hai Mai kaise kuch kar sakta hoon Sali: Kyo nahi kar sakte, agar Danda gaad k rassi say bakri ko baand do aur balti ulta karke murge k upar rakh do to aap sab kuch kar sakte ho, mujhe aapse bahut dar lag raha hai, Sali : Jija ji

She: How much u love me? Me: I love u itna, UP me hai crime jitna Me: I love u itna, UP me hai crime jitna She: Awww

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