Married Man Bechara Dukhi bhi nahi ho sakta Wife: I love you baby Husband (softly) : I love you too Wife : Upset kyun lag rahe ho ?? Husband : Bas thoda mood off tha Wife: Doston ke saath to bade khush rehte ho, aur mere saath hi drame Husband (pyar se) : Aisa kuch nahi jaanu, tabiyat thodi theek nahi hai Wife: Haan abhi dost phone karega to 2 sec mein tabiyat theek ho jayegi Husband: Dost kahan se aa gaye, mera mood thoda upset hai bas Wife: Mere
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THE UNIVERSAL TRUTH(SMART HONE KE SIDE EFFECT) BOY TO BOY: YAAR TERI KITNI GF H SECOND BOY: 1 BHI NAHI H BHAI FIRST BOY: PER KYON BHAI MERI GF BOLTI H KI TUM BAHUT SMART HO TERI BAHUT GF HONGI SECON BOY:YAHI TO KARAN H SALI SABHI LARKI YAHI SOCH K KI MERI KAI GF HONGI MUJHSE DOSTI NAHI KARTI FIRST BOY:SAHI KAHA BHAI WARNA TO YE MERI GF KAHA HOTI AAJ WO TERI HOTI
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