Funny Hindi Jokes

BF-Tum Mujhe kitna pyar karti ho GF- Arz Maarti hu Chaha Hai jise chahat se zyada Samja Hai jise khud se zyada Bharosa Hai jispe sabse zyada Tu hi Hai woh HARAMZADA :p :p

Q:where can we find a sea without water & earth without people? Ans: on the map Ans: on the map Q: which is the laziest mountain? ans: ever-rest

UNKNOWN CALL- HE: Do u hv a bf? SHE: Yes Who r u? HE: Tera bhai Ruk kamini gahr aata hu dhulai krne ANOTHER UNKNOWN CALL- HE Do u hv a bf? SHE- Oh no no Who r u? HE- I m ur bf Cheat u broke my heart SHE- Oh darling sorry I thought u r my bro HE- Tera bhai hi hu kamini Aaj to bas ghar aane ki der hai

1st time bhojpuri sms- Tu ruth jaibu t jiyab kaise, phatal karejwa k siyab kaise, tu hi t hau hamar sona k surahi, tu hi phut jaibu t paniya piyab kaise

Santa ki loutri lagi aur woh ghar pr jakar apni wife se bola Santa- Agar mere loutri lagi to tum kya karogi Wife- 50% lekr tumhe chod dhungi Santa- yeh le 50 rupye aur nikal yaha se

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