A man who surrenders when he-s wrong, is Honest A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise A man who surrenders even if he-s Right, is a Husband
Sharabi- Aaj tab tak piyenge, jab tak wo saamne wale 3 ped(trees) nahi dikhte Pub Manager- Saalo bas karo, Saamne pehle se 1 hi ped hai
A woman walked up to a little old man "how happy u look," she said "What-s ur secret 4 a long happy life " "I smoke 3 packs of cigarettes a day," he said "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, n nevr exercise " "That-s amazing," said d woman, "how old r u " "26"
Techar- Kal colge kyu nahi aya Stud- grfrnd se milne gaya Teacr- KIS LIYE ?? Studnt- liya na bahut sare kiss liya
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