5th class ka student apne dost se: Kitna MuskiL H SchooL Ki "Teacher" Se Pyar Karna,
2 Dost: kyun?
"LOVE-LETTER" Beja Tha...
Home Work Samz Ke Check kar DIA.
Pure hindustan mein 3din k liye light jane wali
kyun
ke,
rajnikant apna mobile charge ko lagara.Ha ha ha!!!
When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn-t turn the lights on..
he turns the dark off!!
Banta: My Dad Dug
the Suez Canal
Santa: That-s nothing
have you heard of
Dead Sea...
Banta: yes,
Santa: My Dad
Killed it
Whats the Similarity between a Mango tree & a Chickoo tree......
Both don-t give Oranges..!!!
Q: Who is Shahrukh Khan
A: Sodium
Because Main Hoon "Na"
Preeto:kal raat neend me tumne mujhe gandi gandi galiyaan di. Santa:tumhari galatfahmi hai. Preeto:kaisi galatfahmi.. Santa:yehi ki main soya tha.
Teachr:-john ne raat ko khana khaya is ka Future Tens kya hoga..
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Student :-"John subah ko uth kar potty karega. .
"ATTIDUDE"
I dont have any girl frnd it doesn-t mean that i am afraid of proposing a girl but i am scared that wat if she says -YES-
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