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TEACHER- Pani me rahana wale 6 jiv jantuo ka nam batao?
BOY- Mendak
TEACHER- 5 NAM OR BATAO
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BOY- Mendak ki mummy,
Mendak ka papa,
Mendak ki behan,
Mendak ka bhai,
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Mendak ki GF..............

ek din johny lever ne ek khubsurt ldki dekhi aur socha.
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kya socha
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kaash ye meri maa hoti or me v kitna khubsurt hota

Life me hamesha Haste raho,
Muskurate raho, Gaate raho,
Gungunate raho,
Taki tumhe dekhte hi log
Samajh jayen k tum UNMARRIED ho.

Girl:Nice mobile,
Where did u buy?
Boy:I won dis in a running race
Girl:How many persons participated?
Boy:MOBILE OWNER, POLICE& ME.

Girl (in train) :- can i sit here ?

Boy :- it all urs .........

Girl :- can i take some water ?
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Boy :- my pleasure ............

Girl :- Bhaiya agla station kaun sa hai ?
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Boy :- mere baap ne mere dimag me koi GPS fit nhi kiya hai ,
jaldi seat khali ker mujhe neend aa rahi hai ........

Santa praying in kumbh Mela:
He prabhu,
Nyaay kro.
Kumbh K Mele me
hmesa bhai-bhai hi Q bichhadte he
Kabhi pati-patni pr Bhi to try kro.

Height of irritatng sm1:-
Boy- pen hai?
Girl- nahi.
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Thodi der baad....
Boy- pen hai?
Girl- nahi bola na.
Boy- pen hai pen?
Girl- nahi hai, aur abki bar pucha to to hathode se sar phod dungi tera..
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Kuch der baad...
Boy- hathoda hai?
Girl-nahi.
Boy- to phir pen hai pen ? ? ?

Machli jal ki rani he

No..no..

Somthing new !!

Girlfrnd dil ki rani he.
Jeevan uska money he.
Haath lagao chillayegi.
Money nikalo toh patt jayegi.

Chinti ne Hathi ke Kaan me kya kaha ki Hathi mar gaya?
Ans. My Question
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Ma tumhare bachhe ki ma Banugi !!

agar Tum Use Na Pa Sako Jisse Tum Pyar Karte Ho,To......Sharam Karo,,....LaaoAb Number Mujhe Do,,...Main Try Karta Hu.....

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