Monday, 28 November 2016

Funny Hindi Jokes

Just Saw Chennai Express...
Its very awesome....mustwatch guys!!!!!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Its still there at Dadar Station Platform 1smile.pngwink.png:p



Pee hai CIGARATTE har Dukan se.
Lagani padti hai pahle har kam se.
Hum gujjre hai kuch is mukam se.
Ki MOHABBAT si ho gayi hai GOLD FLAKE Ke naam se!!!



Doctor to injured patient: Jab car ek lady chala rahi thi tu tumhe road se duur chalna chayi tha.....
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Patient: abay salle Kon sa road?
.
.
.
Me to park me leta huaa tha... smile.png



Husband:" Hamari 10th Aniverasrypar Me Tumhe..
.
.
ANDAMAN NIKOBAR ISLAND Le Jaaunga
.
.
.
Wife:" Wow..Aur 25th Aniversary Par.. ??
.
.
.
.
Husband:" Tumhe Wapas Lene Aaunga...



After Result - Girls Reaction
Ladki 1 (Rote Huve) - phir se sirf
91%
Ladki 2 (Bahot Rote huve) - 5 baar
revise karne k Baad
Bhi sirf 93% kaisa Aa sakte hai
Number ??
Ladki 3 (Bahot Jada Rote huve) - Mai
mummy ko kya Mu
Dikhaungi In 92% Number ke
saath ,,,
Ladki 4 (Bahot Bahot Jada Rote
huve) -
sirf 94%?? kahan kami rahgayi ,,..?
After Result - Boys Reaction when
they talk to each other


Achha Ek Bat Batao,

GADHA Tanhai Me kya Mehsus karta Hai?

*
-
>
Koi Jaldi nahi Hai

Mehsus karke Bata Dena!..... tongue.png



Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa
ne kaha-
.
.
.
dekh-dekh , padosh ki ladki ko dekh, wo
tumhare sath padhti hai,
.
.
.
1st aayi hai. . .
.
.
.
Boy- dekh-dekh kya dekh
.
.
Usiko dekh-dekh ke to fail hua hoon. . .



Degree Boy:" A chote Ek Chocolate
khilaunga kya apne Didi ka number
dega.. grin.png
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
3rd std Boy:" Tujhe Ek Beer peelaunga ye
Love
Leter Jaake apni Choti behen ko
dega.. ?? :p =D grin.png



Always prepare 4 back-up...
.
.
.
.
.
.
Before Breakup..



Bahot afsos ho raha hai un bechare ladke ladkiyo pe.... Jo..
.
.
.
.
.

.
.
.
.
.
.
Kambal, razai me chhup kar call
aur msg kiya karte the.. grin.png
..
Ab karo..
Haaaye ree Garmi.. wink.png

No comments:

Post a Comment