Teacher: Who was Akbar ? Boy: Akbar was Gay Teacher:- What Are you mad ? Why did you say tht Boy:- We have heard Laila - Majnu , Heer -Ranjha , Soni- Mahival Romeo - Juliet But Only Akbar - Birbal Are you mad ? Why did you say tht Boy:- We have heard Laila - Majnu , Heer -Ranjha , Soni- Mahival Romeo - Juliet But Only Akbar - Birbal cher: Who was Akbar
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