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1 aadmi apne bete k liye 1 ROBOT laya jo jooth bolne par THAPAD marta tha Beta- Papa aaj me school nahi jaunga mere pet me dard he (Sattaak ) Baap- Dekha tune jooth bola isliye tuje saza mili, me jab tere jitna tha to kabhi jooth nahi bolta tha (Sattaak ) Wife (haste huye boli) Aap hi ka beta h (Sattaak ) Beta- Papa aaj me school nahi jaunga mere pet me dard he (Sattaak ) Baap- Dekha tune jooth bola isliye tuje saza mil

Khud Ko Kr le Kanjus itna Ki Hr SmS Bhejne Se Pehle Service Provider khud Call Kr Ke Apse Pooche- sir Ji, R u sure msg Bhejna hai ya Sending Fail Kr du

Santa ki loutri lagi aur Woh ghar pr jakar apni wife se bola Santa- Agar mere loutri lagi to tum kya karogi Wife- 50% lekr tumhe chod dhungi Santa- yeh le 50 rupye aur nikal yaha se

Waiter: Ur Bill Sir Santa: Take My Card Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card Santa: To Phir Bahar Kya Majaak Me Likha hai All Cards are Accepted

About c i d Rin lagaya or daag gaya Wah Wah Rin lagaya or daag gaya Abhijeet: Daya lagta hai, Khooni bhaag gaya

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