Ladki ki vidai ke time dulhe ka Mobile Baja Dulhan ne dulhe ko Kas keThappad Mara Pata hai Kyu ?? kyu ki dulhe ki Mobile Ki Ringtone Thi Dil me apne armaan chhupa ke hum chale aaj hum apni maut ka saman utha le chale :p Dulhan ne dulhe ko Kas keThappad Mara
Evolution of girls 1980 - Love Me, But Don't Touch Me 1990 – Touch Me, But Don't Kiss Me 2000 – Kiss Me, But Or Kuch Mat Karna 2005 – Sab Kuch Kar Lo, Par Kisi Ko Batana Nahi
2 men in a wedding function: 1st: Lo kuch din phle hi godi me kheli thi or aaj iski shadi hai 2nd: Aap dulhan k baap ho ?? 1st: Nahi, dulhan ka BOSS :p 1st: Lo kuch din phle hi godi me kheli thi or aaj iski shadi hai 2nd: Aap dulhan k baap ho ?? <
Wife (seeing stars): btao wo kaun si chiz hai, jo tum roz dekh sakte ho par tod nahi sakte ? Husband: nahi mai nahi btaunga Wife(smiling): nahi btao na plz Husband : Tera muh xd jo tum roz dekh sakte ho par tod nahi sakte ? Husband: nahi mai nahi btaunga
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