Police arrested a drunkard & askd: Where r u going Man: I-m going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking Cop: Who-ll lecture at midnight Man: My wife
Fifty years from now, tanda na ko nun Di na cute, wala ng appeal, uugud-ugod, nguya nganga, dala baston Pero pag uso pa ang text, iti text pa rin kita
Manmohan Singh, Obama, Sonia & Aishwarya Rai wer travelling in a train As d train enters a tunnel der-s a sound of KISSING & a SLAP Wen train cums out Obama-s face luks RED due 2 d slap All maintain diplomatic silence Sonia is thinking: "Americans r crazy, Obama mst hav tried 2 kiss Ash " Ash thinks: "Obama must hav tried 2 kiss me bt kissed Sonia
English teacher: Tell me 3 sentences in diffrnt tense with examples Boy: I saw your daughter yesterday (past) we are in love (present) we will run away tomorrow (future)
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