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Dukandar- bolo Sahab, kya Chaahiye ? Aadmi : hone wali Biwi ke Kutte ke liye Cake lene aaya hoon milega kya ?? Dukandar : haan per yahi Khaaoge ya Pack Kar doon ?? Aadmi : hone wali Biwi ke Kutte ke liye Cake lene aaya hoon milega kya ?? Dukandar : haan per yahi Khaaoge ya Pack Kar doon ?? andar- bolo Sahab, kya Chaahiye ? Aadmi : hone wali Biwi ke Kutte ke liye Cake lene aaya hoon milega kya ?? Dukandar : haan per yah

TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer: Q: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate ho? Farmer : Kale ko ya Safaid ko? Anchor: Safaid ko Farmer : Ghaas Anchor: Aur Kale ko? Farmer : Use bhi Ghaas hi khilata hu Anchor: Inhain baandhte kidher ho? Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko? Anchor: Safaid ko Farmer : Bahar ke kamre mein Anchor: Aur Kale ko? Farmer : Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein Anchor: Aur nehlate kais

Wife: Mehman aa rahe hain or ghar me Daal k siva kuch nai Husband: Jab wo aaye to kitchen me 1 bartan girana, Me pochu to kehna KORMA gir gaya Phir dosra bartan girana, kehna BiRYANi gir gai fir Me kahuga chalo Daal hi le aao Husband: Jab wo aaye to kitchen me 1 bartan girana, Me pochu to kehna KORMA gir gaya Phir dosra bartan girana, kehna BiRYANi gir gai fir Me kahuga chalo Daal hi le aao e: Mehman aa rahe hain or ghar me

Me:- yOu hv bf ?? She:- yEah Me:- in whIch FormAt 3gp or mp4 ?? ßLocKeD She:- yEah Me:- in whIch FormAt 3gp or mp4 ?? ßLocKeD

Ek Sali apne Jija k sath train me ja rahi thi Raat ko wo kafi der tak Jija ko apne Qisse sunati rahi, K, Achanak Jija ne puchha: Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum Dono Miyan Biwi Ki Tarah Guzaaren Sali sharmate hue boli: Ji , jaise aap ki marzi Jija: To chalo phir apni bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone do Raat ko wo kafi der tak Jija ko apne Qisse sunati rahi, K, Achanak Jija ne puchha: Kya Khayal

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