Police arrested a drunkard & askd: Where r u going Man: I-m going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking Cop: Who-ll lecture at midnight Man: My wife
You-re like my asthma, you take my breath away Like dandruff; I can-t get you off my head Like my car, you drive me crazy Like dentures, I can-t smile without you
Manmohan Singh, Obama, Sonia & Aishwarya Rai wer travelling in a train As d train enters a tunnel der-s a sound of KISSING & a SLAP Wen train cums out Obama-s face luks RED due 2 d slap All maintain diplomatic silence Sonia is thinking: "Americans r crazy, Obama mst hav tried 2 kiss Ash " Ash thinks: "Obama must hav tried 2 kiss me bt kissed Sonia
Have We Ever Realized That the Word -STUDYING- is Actually a Combination of the Word, -STUDENT- & -DYING- -STUDYING- is Actually a Combination of the Word, -STUDENT- & -DYING-
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