Thursday, 30 March 2017

Funny Hindi Jokes

pni Girl: friend Ke Sath Date Pe Ho, Par Chahte Ho Ki Khaane Peene Mein Faltu Ka Kharcha Na Ho To Us Se Puchho " Kya Khaayegi Moti ?? Thodi Si Gaaliyan Milengi Par Kasam Se Paise Jaroor Bach Jayenge :p Par Chahte Ho Ki Khaane Peene Mein Faltu Ka Kharcha Na Ho To Us Se Puchho
WIFE- JANU, Aaj Tumhari Girlfriend Night Stay Karne Aaa Rahi hai Maine Fridge mein Beer & fresh Fruit Salad banake rakha hai, Room freshner side table par hai, Nahanay Ka Soap with lime fragrance or towel Bhi rakha hai, Main baccho ko Leker Mummy K yaha Jaa Rahi Hoon, Kal Sham Tak Aajaungi, Prog Mein Koi Change Ho To Inform Kar Dena, mein Wahin aur Ruk JaunGi Isko kahate hai
A GF is not one who says, Main teri kismat me nai, tum mujhe bhul jao A true GF is one who says, Tu padhai pe dehaan de, placement ke baad ghar se utha lena ♥ :p Main teri kismat me nai, tum mujhe bhul jao A true GF is one who says,
Yoga Madam:- Bachchoo Batao mai ek paav par kab aur kyo khadi rehti hu ?? Student:- Nahane ke baad CHADDI pahane ke time



Ladkiyo ka real fact pahle to ladke se kahti hai tum mujhe pasand karte ho na Ladka: nahi to Ladki: mai sab janti hu Ladka: pata hai ek ladki mujhe acchi lagti hai Ladki: wo mai hi hu na such bolo :p pahle to ladke se kahti hai tum mujhe pasand karte ho na Ladka: nahi to Ladki: mai sab janti hu

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