Husband: aaj khaana tumhari maa ne banaya hai kya ? Wife: haan lekin tumhe kaise pata chala ? Husband: roz khaane mein kaale baal nikalte the aaj safed nikle hain
Mom: Kahan Gaye the Tum?? Child: …… Mom: Bolo Kahan gaye the ?? Child: ……… Mom: Bologe ya Main Bataun ?? Child: ……… Mom SLAPS Child: Crying Mom: Chalo Batao Ab ?? Child: Oh mummy main Mom: Chuppp Mere Aagey Zubaan matt Chala
18 year old boy : Will u be my gf ??? 18 year old girl : No, get lost 5 year old boy : Will u be my gf ??? 18 year old girl : AwwwwwwwSo sweet yes yes, i will Hey bhagwan, jiske muh me danth nahi usiko khana kyu dete ho
Girl: Chand taarey la saktey ho mere liye? Boy: *gets the Pakistan flag* *blocked for life*=))
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