In an Aeroplane, after 4-5 drinks- British- I will sleep now American- I want to work on internet German- I will watch movies now Chinese- I will listen to music now INDIAN- Aaj tera bhai Plane chalayega British- I will sleep now American- I want to work on internet German- I will watch movies now Chinese- I will listen to music now INDIAN- Aaj tera bhai Plane chalayega <
Biwi ne Husband ko call kiya:- Kaha ho tum ?? Husband:- Tumhe wo Jwellery shop yaad hai jahan tume ek diamond ka set pasand aaya tha aur tab mere pass itne paise nahi the ki main wo tumhe leke de sakun Wife :- Haan yaad hai Husband:- Phir maine tumse kaha tha ki ek din main tumhein wo zaroor leke dunga valentine day par kiya:- Kaha ho tum ?? Husband:- Tumhe w
3rd class ka baccha: Madam main apko kaisa lag raha hu? Madam: so sweet… Baccha: to mai apne mummy papa ko kab bheju apke ghar ? Madam: kyu ? Baccha: Baat age badhane ke liye Madam: ye kya Bakhwass hai Baccha: Tution ke liye… kya Madam app bhi na kasam se wattsapps padh padh ke Bigad gyi ho Madam: so sweet… Baccha: to mai apne mummy p
Bhagwan ne hamari do unguliyo k bich me jagah q di h qki,apki jindgi me koi aaye,apka hath pkde aur pyar se apko kahe LE BIDI PI LE BIDI PI
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