Monday, 27 February 2017

Funny Hindi Jokes

CID facts 1 Daya has a world record of breaking most no Of doors 2 Cid bureau has 1 toyota qualis since last 10yrs 3 In d ntire 20 storeyd building of cid,only 6 ppl work 4 Der is no police cid handles every case 5 Accused person accepts his crime only aftr getin a slap 4rm daya on d face LOL



Girl:mera top utaro Boy:ye le Girl:meri skirt utaro Boy:ye le Girl:aage se mere kapde mat pahanna IDIOT



Pinku Ki Tange Nili Ho Gayi Woh doctor ke pass check up krwane gaya Dr to Pinku-Lagta hai ki kisi ne tumhe tang pe kat liya hai Zeher fahal gaya hai Tang Katni padeg aur nakli tang Lgani padegi 2Din Baad Pinku- Dr nakli Tange B Nili ho gayi Dr to pinku: Ab Bimari Samaj Aayi JEANS Rang chodti hai tumhari



Pappu in very happy mood Chacha ji: oye pappu aaj bade khush dikh rhe ho? Pappu: chacha aaj mera luck acha chal rha hai Chacha: woh kaise Pappu: maine 10 baar 5 rupey deke hawa ka packet kharida aur harbar use kholke dekha k andar 4-5 aloo chips bhi the Chacha ji: oye pappu aaj bade khush dikh rhe ho? Pappu: chacha aaj mera luck acha chal rha hai Chacha: woh kaise Pappu: maine 10 baar 5 rupey deke hawa ka packet kharida aur

Patni-Office se aa rahe ho toh aapna shirt pant utarke aa jao khana dena hai Pati-Kyon khane ke liye aur kuchh nahin hai kya



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