MALLIKA ne jab chirag ko gisa,to usme se BHOOT nikala aur bola "kya hukum MALLIKA: Meri PYAAS bhuja do BHOOT says "7up se ya 7inch
Husbnd : Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha?
No Ans
Husbnd Again Asks, No Ans
Then Again He Asks,
Wife: Nahi Kaha
Plz Ab Bhoka Na Bandh Karo Husbnd : Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha?
No Ans
Husbnd Again Asks, No Ans
Then Again He Asks,
Wife: Nahi Kaha
Plz Ab Bhoka Na
Husband:Hypnotise karna kya hota hy?
Wife:Kisi ko apnay control me kar k apni marzi k kaam karwaana
Husband:Chal jhoTi,usay to Shadi kehte haiN
Wife to doc: Doc, I think my husband has a fearfull disease I talk to him for hours and he doesn?t hear a word I say
Doc:That?s not a disease, its a gift
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