Arranged marriage is- Like u r walking & unfortunately a snake bites u & Love marriage is- Dancing in front of a cobra & say Kaat kaat kaat na
A man was watching a DVD at home and jor jor se cheekhne laga Nooooooooooooo Ghode par se mat utar Pagal mat utar Its a trap Its a trap Marega saale Wife: Kya dekh rahe ho? Man: Our wedding DVD :
Teacher : kaun si chidiya sab se fast udti hai? Student : haathi Teacher : nalayak Tera baap kya karta hai? Student : woh taliban me Al Qaida mei kaam krte hai Teacher : shabash Likho bacchon, answer likho, HAATHI
Bachhe Man k sachhe Boy to his mom: Mumma mai kaise paida hua ?? Mom: Maine 1 bartan me mitti daal kar rakh di, kuch din baad usme se tum mujhe mile Bache ne aisa hi kiya Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekha to usme 1 mendak tha Bacha:{gusse se dil to karta hai ke Saale, tujhe goli mar du, par kya karu ?? Aulad hai tu meri :o Boy to his mom: Mumma mai kaise paida hua ??
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