santa heere se kuch likh raha tha Golu:Tum itne dheere se kya likh rahe ho Santa:Mere 7ve bache ko khat likh raha hu,chota hai na,to tezz padh nahi payega
Mareez: Doctor Sahab Mujhe Koi Aisi Dawa Dain, K main Ankhon Se Bol Sakun Or Kano Se Dekh Sakun Doctor: Ghussy Se, Ye Lo Ye 2 Goliyan Naak Se Chaba Kr Kha Lena Suba O Sham
Boy: Mere Paas Apne Dost Jaisi Car To Nahin Par Tumhe Apni Palkon Pe Bitha ke Ghumaunga Mere Paas Us Jaisa Bada Bangla To Nahin Par Tumhe Apne Dil Mein Jagah Dunga Mere Paas Us ke Jitne Paise To Nahin Par Main Mehnat Kar ke Khilaunga AurTumhe Kya Chahiye ? Girl: Dimag ki maa bhen mat kar Dost Ka Number de Mere Paas Us Jaisa Bada Bangla To Nahin Par Tumhe Apne Dil Mein Jagah Dunga Mere Paas Us ke Jitne Paise To Nahin Par Main Mehnat Kar ke Khilaunga AurT
i changed my computer password to SILENCE Bcoz my girlfriend doesnt know that word
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