If you want to Avoid so many frnd requests...
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Kindly Upload ur original photos without Makeup...
Thank U..
Safety Tip for Winters !!
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Stand in front of mirror
with one glass of water...
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throw water on d mirror
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say-
" Ahaa.. Nahaa liye..!! "
Araz kiya hai...
saari raat guzar jaati hai bas isi kashmakash me ki.
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Ye saali razai me hawa kidhar se aa rahi h...
Santa ne bank loan pe 1 car li,
Loan nahi chuka paya to bank wale car utha kar legaye,
Udas santa-
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pehle pata hota to shadi bhi loan leke karta.
Australia ne 50 overs me 359 runs banaye..fir bhi unhe kya mila ?
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Baba Ji Ka Thullu
Teacher: Beta batao britannia tiger biscuit pe jo green dot hai, uska matlab kya hai?
Student: Sir, iska matlab hai ki Tiger online hai !!
Raat ko jaagta hai ullu.....
Raatko jaagta hai ullu........
Neeche kya dhoond rahe ho??
Babaji ka thullu?
Meri Girlfriend boli: Mujhe bhul jao meri engagement ho gayi hai london ke ek ladke ke saath...
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Me: Chal jo hona tha ho gaya...
Ek iPhone bhej dena wahan se...
Suna hai wahan sasta milta hai.
Ek sawaal...
RAJA ki Biwi ka naam
"TUMHARI"tha,
Ek din RAJA ne apni Biwi TUMHARI ko mahal k upar se dhakka de dia aur Tumhari niche gir gayi.
Aur Phir Tumhari k upar hathi ne paon rakh dia aur is tarah Tumhari mar gayi.
Ab sawaal ye hai k TUMHARI kisne maari?
Raja ne ya Haathi ne
Hanso mat, jawaab do
She: Bhukh lagi hai
He: Bhaav kha le na...
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