Husband :- Bahut Zyada
Wife :- Phir Bhi ; Kitni?
Husbnd :- Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun.
Sad Story
I Saw Him On Facebook,I Added Him...
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I Saw Him Outside,I Deleted Him
Dr.~ab aap khatre se bahar h phir aap dar kyo re ho?
marij~jis truck se mera accident hua tha us par likha tha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"zindagi rahi to phir milenge
Aadmi ka Dil Bahut bada hota hai,
Aur Aurat ka Bahut Chhota Dilhota hai.!!
Proof..
Aurat k Dil me
Sirf Uske Lover aur Pati k liye hi Jagah hoti hai!
But
Aadmi ka Dil
itna Bada hota hai ki Usme
Lover Dost ki
Lover Biwi ki dost
Saamne wali
Bajuwali
Uparwali
Neechewali
Sabjiwali
Doodhwali
Kapdewali
Saali
Kaamwali
Bhai Ki Saali
aur
Thodi bahut
PATN
Boy 2 othr boy-Dude, y u proposed dat girl, she already has a bf.
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Awsm reply by d boy
Bhai JAB TAK LADKI KAWARI
NA TUMHARI NA HAMARI
A boy was walking in rain.
A gal came: Why didn't you share umbrella?
Boy: no its Ok sister & walked away.
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Moral: Moral voral kuch nahi.. Ladki khaas nahi thi!
After an emotional hug..,
Girl to Boy:
"If u hug me once more like that, i will be urs forever.."
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Boy:-"THANKS FOR THE WARNING....!"
Launched Samsung Galaxy S3...
Price- 38,990..
competition with Bajaj Discover, Platina, TVS star city, Honda splendor
!!!!! Aurangzeb (senapati se): senapati , hame batao ki ham abhi tak Shivaji ko Q nhi pakad payen hain ?
Senapati: sahenshah , ham mugal hain , google nhi .
Classic Insult
Ladka PERFUME laga ke bus
mai
chadha
Ladki ne comment pass
kiya-
" Aajkal phinayel ka USE
jada hota
hai
Ladka bola- Phir bhi
makhiya
picha nahi chodhti
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