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potatoes are vegetables...
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vegetables are good for your health..!!
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Yes you are welcome , cheers!
(SAGAAI K BAAD)
Boy: THANK GOD! Is din ka to me kabse intejar kar rha tha.
Girl: To me jau?
B: Nahi bilkul nahi.
G: Do u luv me?
B: Ha. Karta tha, karta hu aur karta rahunga.
G: Kabhi mere sath dhoka karoge?
B: Nahi. Isse achha to me mar jau.
G: Kya mujhe pyar karoge?
B: Yes, why not..
G: Tum muje maroge?
B: Nahi me aisa aadmi nahi hu.
G: kya me tum pe vishvash kar sakti hu?
B: yes.
G: Oh da
Ek Frustrated Employee ne apne Boss se poochha:
Sir kya colgate aapke daant se kida nikal deta hai?
Boss Answer : Yes
To aap colgate apni bum mein kyu nahi lagate !!
Husband & Wife Boxing ka match mehnga ticket khareed kar dekhne gaye .
1 Boxer ne 1st minute mei hi doosre ko knock out kar diya .
Husband : Oh Shit .
Biwi : Ab Aap ko patta challa k 1 minute mein " KHEL " khatam hone par kitna ghussa aata hai .
पानी आने की बात करते हो;
दिल जलाने की बात करते हो;
चार दिन से मुंह नहीं धोया;
तुम नहाने की बात करते हो।
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