Mohabbat Ho Jaye, Ya, Machchar
Kate..
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.Anjam 1 Hi Hai..
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Socho... Kya?
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Yaar Raat Ko Neend Nahi Aati..

Wife: Tumne shaadi se pehle kyon nahin bataya ke tumhari Rani naam ki ek wife pehle se he hai ?

Husband: Maine bataya to tha ki tumhe Rani ki tarah rakhoong

अर्ज किया है -:

मेरी किस्मत मेरी तकदीर हो गयी,
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मेरी किस्मत मेरी तकदीर हो गयी,
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हमने उनकी याद में इतने ख़त लिखे कि
वह 'रद्दी' बेचकर ही अमीर हो गयी.

Murgi anda deti hai & cow doodh deti hai to aisa koun hai jo dono deta hai
socho...
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nahi pata?
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Ans - DUKANDAR
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Intelligent hoon, par maa kasam kabhi ghamand nahi kiya !

Kitna lucky hoga
wo
boyfriend...
Jiski
Girlfriend...........
Usse kahe ki:..

'jaanu tum phone
rakho,mai call karti hu'

Ladies ko petrol pump ke bahar kyu utar diya jata hai?
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kyun ki
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Petrol pump par likha hota hai-: Aag lagane wali cheje bahar rakhe

Guys pls Raj Babbar is right, ab Aryan babbar aur prateek babbar kamaate hi kitna hai?

Boy :"Jaan,tumhara naam apne haath
pe likhu ya dil pe ?
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Girl :"Idhar udhar kyo likhtey ho
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Agar sacha pyar krte ho to apni
property k papers par likh do
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Boy :"Oo teri
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Yaar ye ladkiyan kitne chalak hogyi
hai star plus dekh ke.... .
Baaju Ke Ghar Se IODEX Le Aao..
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Wife :- "Wo Nahi Denge...
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Husband :- "Kitne Kanjoos Hai Saaale,
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Jaane Do, Apna
Hi Nikal Lo,
Almaari Me Rakha
Hai...

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