Saala..Udhar Pehle Se Hi Rush Hai...:p
he most embarrassing
moment for a Boy...
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. Jab wo apni mom ko apne frnds
ki pic dikha raha ho
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Aur jese hi uske'GF'ki pic
samne aye to uski mom kahe .
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.'ye Chudail si kaun hai!!
My Girlfriend Said
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That She Wants
To Be Alone For Sometime,
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So I told her to Deactive FB A/c and Make An A/c Account On
Orkut..!!
Modern definition of "Boyfriend "
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A person who has to like all the status and photos
of his girlfriend no matter how bad they are..!
Classic insult
Bf: can u be the moon of my life?
Gf: Awww Yes sweetheart..!
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Bf: Great! then….Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..!!
Bf rocxx...gf shocxxxx
Jab Se "I-Pill" Market mein aayi hai:
Condxm ki sale 70% tak gir gyi hai,
Abortion 90% tak gir gye hain,
Aur Ladkiyan 100% tak gir gyi hain....
Enjoy The Girawat..!!!
Girls Should Agree With This.....
=D BoyFriend Jaisa Bhi Ho,,Awara
Pagal
Deewana
Luchha
Lafanga Kamina Lekin, Jab Uska Message Aata Hai To
Chehre Pe Ajeeb Si Smile Aati He.
Aur Ladki Ko Ehsaas Hota Hai Ke
Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai.. ^_~ :p =D
Boy- Aaj accident hua,uff Marte- Marte bacha hu.
Dad- Tumhari hi galti hogi.
Maa- Beta thik to ho na?
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Sis- Bhai kahi chot to nahi aayi?
Bro- Yaar dhayan se chalaya kar.
Lover- Tumhe mera Jara bhi khayal nahi.
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Frnd-
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Ohh shit yaar..TEHRVI ke Laddu Milte-Milte reh gaye.
Wo ladki aaj b thand me mar rahi h,
Jisko maine 1 bar kaha tha..
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Tum bin swetar ke Kristen Stewart lagt ho...;
Jisko Bhi Dekha Rote Huye Dekha
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Mujhe Toh Ye Mohabbat Kisi
Tissue Company Ki Saazish Lgti Hai.
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