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Teeth said to Tongue: -if i just pres u litle,u wil get cut - Toungue replied: "if i misuse one word against someone,then your 32 will come out "

Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless horizon and suddenly I thought where the fu*k is my roof

Useful Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer" No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question

Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind But one thing you will never lose - your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don-t have

Santa: Dear son, this time you have to get at least 95% marks Pappu: No dad, I will get 100% this time Santa: Why are u making a joke Pappu: Who started first

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Alia bhat at flowers shop काका एक एप्रिल फूल देना काका एक एप्रिल फूल देना

जो कुछ नहीं बना पाते वो मुँह बनाते हैं वो मुँह बनाते हैं

मजा तो तब आता है जब कुछ लड़कियाँ फेसबुक पर अपने नाम के आगे पीछे एंजेल और प्रिंसेस लिखते समय स्पेलिंग भी सही नहीं लिख पातीं।

अगर कोई आपकी आधार कार्ड या वोटर आईडी का फोटो देख कर आपसे प्या कर ले तो समझ जाओ ऐसा सच्चा प्यार कभी नहीं मिलेगा समझ जाओ ऐसा सच्चा प्यार कभी नहीं मिलेगा

एक महिला वकील के पासजाकर बोली मुझे मेरे पूर्व पति से फिर से शादी करनी है वकील--क्यूँ अभी आठ दिन पहले ही तो मैंने आप दोनोंका तलाक़ करवाया है। फिर वापस शादी क्यों ? महिला--दरअसल वो तलाक़ के बाद बहुत खुश दिख रहे हैं और मैं ये बर्दाश्त नहीं कर सकती मुझे मेरे पूर्व पति से फिर से शादी करनी है वकील--क्यूँ अभी आठ दिन पहले ही तो मैंने आप दोनोंका तलाक़ करवाया है। फिर वापस शादी क्यों ? महिला--दरअसल वो तलाक़ के बाद बहुत खुश दिख रहे हैं और मैं ये बर्दाश्त नही

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Budget 2012: Rs 1000 crore for National Skill Development Fund So, we all can now enroll for Spitting, Littering, Bribing & Honking courses?

What is TENSION? 1 ladki ne aapse lift maagi, raaste me uski tabiyat kharab ho gyi, aap use Hospita le gaye, Dr Bola- mubarak ho aap baap banne wale ho, LO JI HO GAYI TENSION Aap bole main is ka baap nhi hu, ladki boli yhi iska baap h AUR EK TENSION, Fir aapka medical chekup hua report aayi ki aap to kabhi baap nhi ban skte EK NAYI TENSION

Ladkiya PANT ke Niche kya Pahenti hai ? * Socho * * sochte raho * * * Vo CHAPPAL Pahenti hai Niche puchha tha, Andar nahi

I like u I like u I realy like u very much Pata hai kyu? ? ?? ??? Kyunki Gita me likha hai: paap se nafrat karo paapiyon se nahi

tum, haan tum, gatar ke suar, naali ke kidey, aawara kutte, malaria ke macchar, saand ke gobar, makkhi ke thuk, se hamesha door rehna mere DOST

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When I was born Devil said…Oh Shit Another GOD & When u were born devil said …Oh Shit Competition… …

Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching………still searching……get a good grip of your mobile… still searching…… no brains found

Santa: Dear son, this time you have to get at least 95% marks Pappu: No dad, I will get 100% this time Santa: Why are u making a joke Pappu: Who started first

A successful marriage depends on one simple equation: Wife having beauty secrets and husband having secret beauties

What did Sharukh Khan miss when he went to the "Wash Room" An entire innings of the -Kolkata knight Riders- An entire innings of the -Kolkata knight Riders-

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Boy :kya karti ho Girl :singer hu SoundCloud pe gati hu Aur tum? Boy : Photographer Hu SCREENSHOTs leta hu Girl :singer hu SoundCloud pe gati hu Aur tum? Boy : Photographer Hu SCREENSHOTs leta hu

भगवान आप सभी को इतना धन दे की आपका नाम काले धन की सुची मे आ जाये आपका नाम काले धन की सुची मे आ जाये #HappyDiwali #HappyNewYear

He-तुम्हारे डैड आतंकवादी हैं? She-NO,क्यों? He-Cz you are a bomb She-NO,क्यों? He-Cz you are a bomb

कुछ ट्विटर की लडकिया अपने फ्रेंडशिप के लिए इतने *Terms & Condition दाल देती है कि समझ में नहीं आता कि लड़की है या म्यूच्यूअल फण्ड *Terms & Condition दाल देती है कि समझ में नहीं आता कि लड़की है या म्यूच्यूअल फण्ड

BEST EVER : हाईकोर्ट ने आज ये स्पष्ट किया है क़ि अगर पत्नी घर की लक्ष्मी है तो _ गर्ल फ्रैंड काला धन माना जायेगा ।।।।

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I-m sure you were born in this world as a cute baby Now that you-re a grown-up, I have one question… What happened

1980 GIRL Mama can I wear jeans Mama no beta log kia kahng ge 2006 GIRL Mama can I wear miny skirts Mama pahen meri bachi pahen kuch to pahen

Few things Indian movies taught us 1 At least one of d identical twins is born evil 2 Should u decide to defuse a bomb, don-t worry which wire to cut, You-ll always choose the right one 3 Wen u turn out the light to go to bed, everythin in ur room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish 4 A man will show no pain while takin the most ferocious beatin, but will wince wen a woman tries to clean his wounds 5 A detective can solve a case on

Few things Indian movies taught us 1 At least one of d identical twins is born evil 2 Should u decide to defuse a bomb, don-t worry which wire to cut, You-ll always choose the right one 3 Wen u turn out the light to go to bed, everythin in ur room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish 4 A man will show no pain while takin the most ferocious beatin, but will wince wen a woman tries to clean his wounds 5 A detective can solve a case on

Grl-s Status on facebook : -feeling sad- 17021 comments Guy-s Status : -Goin 2 Suicide- 2 likes n 1 Comment which reads "Dude Who-s gonna use ur bike nw

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Girl lease doctor,mere boyfriend ko andar bula lo na? Doctor:Trust me,me bahot sharif hu Girl:Wo baat nahi Apki nurse uske saath bahar khadi hai na,to wo bahut kameena hai

A boy Needs A Lot Of Courage To Reject A girl Request In fb

Chaai(Tea) ki paati aur Pati(Husband) mein kya similarity hai Dono ki kismat mein ubalnaa likha hai, woh bhi aurat ke hatho

Girl- Mujhe Apni Heere ki Ring De Do Mai Ring Ko Dekh K Tumhe Yaad kia Krungi Boy- Tum ye Soch k Yaad Karna ki Kamine se Ring Mangi Thi Or Usne Nahi Di

UNKNOWN CALL- HE: Do u hv a bf? SHE: Yes Who r u? HE: Tera bhai Ruk kamini gahr aata hu dhulai krne ANOTHER UNKNOWN CALL- HE Do u hv a bf? SHE- Oh no no Who r u? HE- I m ur bf Cheat u broke my heart SHE- Oh darling sorry I thought u r my bro HE- Tera bhai hi hu kamini Aaj to bas ghar aane ki der hai

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